Auraholism

An Auraholic is a person who stands by the steadfast belief that Ash will get Riolu. They are recognisable by their tendency to make a hundred threads about Ash getting Riolu and generally whining about how Ash should get Riolu. It was so bad that the mods at a certain forum of a site named after a little green fairy Pokémon had to put a ban on threads about Ash and Riolu.

It's one thing to hope that Ash will get a certain Pokémon. It's another thing altogether to gather in masses and constantly whine about Ash getting Riolu. When Ash got Gligar, filling up the sixth spot in his team, many people complained and whined about how the spot that should have been saved for their precious Riolu had been stolen.

Those Auraholics believed that Riley would give Ash a Riolu egg on Iron Island, only because he gives you one in the games. And then... Riley didn't give him a Riolu egg. The Auraholics cried. Some even threw temper tantrums.

I present a hilariously immature and whiny post an Auraholic made after the second Riley episode aired in Japan:

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Noooooooooooooo

No Riolu egg!! Even not a Chimchar evolution at least!!

You damn writers, I despise you for doing that! I can't believe it! Why could you do that to us??
All my Riolu-for-Ash dreams are...shattered! It's over
You damn writers, I've always appreciated your work so far, but now you MESSED everthing UP!!!
You've destroyed our hopes and dreams!!
YOU'VE BETRAYED THE IDEA OF POKEMON!!!! I CURSE YOU!

You will never be able to make up for that horrible mess...
I don't want your lame Gliscor, will you ever get this???


All I wanted is a Riolu for Ash. I love this series and all I want is that Ash will look and be as powerful as Sir Aaron, Riley, the Master in "The Keystone Pops" and Cynthia some day(and even more powerful!). Three of them have a Lucario, it's obvious why they were given this great Steel- Fight- Pokemon!! DAMN it's just essential for Ash to have one too, if he doesn't want to look ridiculous.


Writers, today you betrayed me, you betrayed the fan community, you betrayed Pokemon!!!

I've run out of word to express my anger, I'm speechless with rage!!!

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LOL... pathetic, isn't it? As if that wasn't bad enough, that same person even made an anti Gliscor movement thread. I shit you not.

These immature people who probably cry themselves to sleep at night thinking about how Ash doesn't have Riolu yet are honestly making the fandom look bad. They also made me despise the idea of Ash ever getting Riolu.

Even now, people who think Ash will get Riolu still crop up from time to time...

Ash's party is full. He's not getting a Riolu anytime soon. Gosh... what is so great about Riolu anyway? Those Auraholics are just so annoying... especially people like the one who made that post up there. Somebody needs to get a life...

Will this Auraholism nonsense ever go away? I wish...

 

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